Good day. I am the proprietor of this footwear emporium. Please feel free to wander. Just slip into a pair of our elegant shoes and takes a stroll around the store. Admire yourself in the mirrors. Or why not try a pair of thigh-boots?
I can call up one of my craftspeople to make them to your own measurements or you might choose ready-to-wear.
Ah, I see you're eyeing the ballet shoes. You're drawn to their slightly sinister beauty, aren't you? And you, sir, I've noticed you coveting the steel toe-caps on those boots. We've got all this footwear and more on our shelves. Just be careful not to scuff the heels or breathe on the leather, or I might have to get angry.
My name? Oh, you can call me Mr Axeman. |
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