Welcome to my lair. Come in, gentlemen, and sit down. I think you know why I've called you here.
Gentlemen, you've been letting your standards of sartorial elegance slip and there's simply no excuse. Whether you are a traditional Dark Lord, a cyber-goth, an innovative clubber, a child of Nature, a raging punk, a mystic sage or a leader of the pack, I can offer you the choicest items of clothing to suit your tastes.
My friends, we are hunters. If we're going to be successful in the pursuit of our delightful quarry, we need to be a little more adventurous, a little more stylish, a little more sexy...
It isn't enough to have the charm, the smile, the old twinkle in the eye, chaps. We need a wardrobe of the most desirable gentlemen's attire Feel free to examine my collection and start dressing to kill.
Please note: We stock the widest possible size range, including our own fab designs. Our different designers have their own size ranges, so don't be put off if an item isn't available in your size - there'll be lots of other lovely stuff that is! Many clothes and boots can be made to your own personal measurements, so just look out for the strange little red bat icon indicating that this item can be made to measure. |
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